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Life Quotes by Green Monk
- Before smartphones life was terrible. I practically never stepped in dog shit.
- When life stresses you out, eat a carrot. It won't make your life any better, but at least you're helping out the carrot farmers.
- In my next life I'm gonna have a life.
- No matter how nice you try to be someone will cast you to play the cunt in their life story.
- When life is sweet, say thank you and celebrate. . . And when life is bitter, say thank you and grow.
- Life is as easy as a walk in the park . . . . JURASSIC PARK
- Never stop learning .... becoz life never stop teaching.
- Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.
- Life is too short, smile while you still have teeth..
- To understand a woman, you have to listen to her when she is looking at you, not when she is talking...
- With all the bullshit in my life lately, I'm surprised I can't fertilize a nice flower garden in my back yard!
- Life should come with a remote. There are so many moments I'd give up my life for to pause, fast-forward, and rewind.
- I wish we could ctrl...alt...delete parts of life we don't particularly like.
- People don't come into your life by accident. Everyone that crosses your path serves a purpose
- Dear circle, Do you ever wake up in the morning and realize your life is pointless? Sincerely, square.
- I got kicked out of the zoo for feeding the ducks ... to the alligators...All I wanted was to complete the circle of life.
- Life taught me lot of lessons.....But I bunked those classes too...!
- I have enough money to Live comfortably for the rest of my life...........If I die next Tuesday.
- That moment when You hear a song and every word describes your situation perfectly.
- The heaviest burden of life is..... . . . . . . . . . An Empty Pocket
- Arranged Marriages: All your life you are expected not to talk to strangers and all of sudden you are expected to sleep with one
- Life is like sex, you can either lie back and let it screw you OR you can get on top and ride the hell out…
- When life hands you a good tweet, RETWEET IT
- The best things in life are other people's.
- There are two greatest days in a guys life.... The day he was BORN..... and the day he discovered PORN...
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- Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it. — Hannah Arendt
- Culture relates to objects and is a phenomenon of the world; entertainment relates to people and is a phenomenon of life. — Hannah Arendt
- We have almost succeeded in leveling all human activities to the common denominator of securing the necessities of life and providing for… — Hannah Arendt
- I do think the heart can balance out the mind, if your heart is in a good place it can give you… — Alexis Arguello
- I find that it's hard to fully examine one's life and not have faith be part of the discussion. — J. J. Abrams
- Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies. — Aristotle
- We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. — Aristotle
- Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those… — Aristotle
- Happiness depends upon ourselves. — Aristotle
- I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is over self. — Aristotle