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Girl Quotes by Green Monk
- This girl just got mad cause I said she had awesome boobs, how the hell was I supposed to know the dude holding her hand…
- Girl I'm not hitting on you. I have a solid reputation for not trying to pick up girls who are sober.
- He who laughs last is the one who is looking at the boobies of the girl who is telling the joke....
- Real men don't date the most beautiful girl in the world,they date the girl who makes their world the most beautiful.
- I met the girl of my dreams last night, then Something Inside My Pants woke up
- When choosing a girl to date, don't go with your gut feeling. Go with your nut feeling. That'll lead to some butt feeling.
- No I dont drink alcohol. Why put something in my body that's so potent it can convince a girl to sleep with me.
- When I was 18 I met with a terrible accident. I was thrown out of a car window... by the boyfriend of the girl I…
- The Dream of a Man and Tears of a girl Can do Anyting in this World
- My girl doesn't have to dress up to impress me , given what she dressing up from is her birthday suit
- A simple Good morning, beautiful text could make any girl smile for the whole day.
- If he won't make you his official girl... it's probably because you're not his only girl.
- Ladies, there's always going to be that one girl who's prettier than you, but you've just got to find that one guy who doesn't care.
- If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took her every ounce of courage she has. Don't take her for granted, IDIOT.
- The Most Dramatic Excuse By A GirL Sorry , I can't go , I fractured an eyelash .
- Once a gay boy married a lesbian girl .. and then.. . . . . . . . nothing happened.. what was supposed to happen…
- You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches...
- A girl who loves you for who you are is priceless. for all other girls, there is master card!
- Cheating on a good girl is like throwing away a diamond and picking up a rock .
- The sexy curve on a girl is her smile ;)
- Be the girl everyone wants to be with Not the girl that everyone has been with...
- Fact: The more rhinestones a girl has on her clothes, the easier it is for a guy to take them off.
- A wise man among the ignorant is like a beautiful girl in the company of blind men.
- The best day to propose to a girl is on April Fools Day. If she says yes, then good. But, if she says no just…
- Any girl can get a facial, but it takes real woman to get bukkake.
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