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Drunk Quotes by John Green
- By far the best cure for hangovers is not drinking excessively the night before.This cure has a 100% success rate, and as you save the…
- If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos
- Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old.
- Yeah, so if that guy can make it in drunk, surely we can make it in sober. I mean, we’re ninjas.' 'Well, maybe you’re a…
- Half-drunk on well-creamed gas station coffee and the exhilarating loneliness of a freeway in nighttime...
- Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly from his sleeping bag. "Those of us who are not…
- We left. We did not say: Don't drive, You're drunk. We did not say: We aren't letting you in that car when you are upset.…
More Drunk Quotes
- Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. — Isaac Asimov
- Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just… — Dave Attell
- A drink a day keeps the shrink away. — Edward Abbey
- It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping!… — Charles Baudelaire
- I don't drink. I choose to be sober now. I have drunk over the last six years, but I just don't want… — Chester Bennington
- Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. — Ambrose Bierce
- Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk. — Ambrose Bierce
- A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good… — Jim Bishop