Drunk Quotes

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Beer is not the answer......beer is the question....the answer is yes — Redstripe Team
I need a girl who opens her arms for me after she is drunk rather than opening her legs — Shubham Joshi
Our hearts are drunk with a beauty our eyes could never see. — George W Russell
A drunk men's words are a sober man's thoughts. — Kiara Leigh:*
My boss didn't know I drunk until I came to work sober. — Kiara Leigh:*
Ofcourse I'm going to drive, I'm to drunk to walk. — Kiara Leigh:*
When you have problems drink and smoke, if not then sleep, if its still there then face it, theres nothing you can do to escape… — Franc
If you love her, let her go out drinking with her friends. If she drunk dials you, she is yours — Pretty Ladii
I'm drunk. What's up, bitches? -Brandon — Easy A
Getting drunk is like putting on a mask; The only reason why is to transform yourself into something you wish you were but ultimately do… — Mathias Folsted
Your not drunk intil you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling of the earth — Unknow
A real man would never get drunk and then rape a girl he will get the girl drunk first — Anurag
I don't need to get drunk to have a good time... I just need drunk friends!!!!!!!!! — Shanice Love
When I'm drunk I tell the cops the fires lit themselves I swear it, they seem to never beileve me though — Mike Campbell
Drunk words are only sober thoughts- Remember that! — Ash Sweeney
There is always regret in life. We regret relationships, life choices, using drugs, getting drunk, making a fool out of yourself. There is always going… — Kevin McCarty
Q: what is the difference between a drunk person and a stoned person at a stop sign? A: the drunk person runs it and the… — CReEpEr!
Anything could happen always be ready for the worst as for today there is a bunch of addicts , drunk drivers and people who just… — Kevin McCarty
A girl checks me out, I check her out back. We begin talking and having a good time. As always there is always a drunk… — Kevin McCarty
Remember that super skinny dude from Freddy Got Fingered who got so drunk that he couldn't feel his legs? Well, now he's a cripple on… — Rudy Espinoza

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