"A girl checks me out, I check her……" — Kevin McCarty

"A girl checks me out, I check her out back. We begin talking and having a good time. As always there is always a drunk guy waiting to mess cock block. As we try to get rid of hi it's now closing time. Thanks to him the night is over and the girl is giving me her number only she never hit the save button. It's times like these I want to say fuck everybody."

— Kevin McCarty

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