Drunk Quotes

1185 quotes by 806 authors

Vanilla? I'm not vanilla. I've done lots of crazy things. I mean I got drunk and married in Vegas. — Rachel Green
I saw the bus lying right on him. I saw his legs sticking out. I freaked. The bus driver, I recall, was trying to yank… — James Hetfield
A real mad would not get you drunk just to have sex he would wait for the right time.. — Raul Vasquez
A real man would never get a girl drunk just to get what's on the other side of her clothes... — Raul Vasquez
I hope everyone watches me kick butt and do kick-ass stunts and play something besides a drunk diva or be a soap star. — Leven Rambin
Never get drunk at a best friend's house on pay day. You might not remember how much money you actually had before you passed out.… — Keshia M Williams
To be half drunk is waste of money — Paulelo
I was dressed in a prom gown and heels for the season finale. I was supposed to run up this road, jump onto this box,… — Allison Mack
Drunk thought. Instagram shows me who I truly want to hang out with. — Christopher Mintz Plasse
This week New York City Congressman Vito Fossella was arrested for drunk driving, then caught having an extramarital affair, then exposed for having a secret… — Seth Meyers
You get sloppy drunk, I stay whiskey neat, my clique should be cancelled, freaks and geeks. — Childish Gambino
Just take a chance let's see if we can make it 'til we're older. When I think about you I get love drunk so I'm… — Unknown Author
Get drunk then dance like no one's watching!!!! — Allie
I've been trying to avoid my problems, and I don't know what to do. I get high, but when I come down, my problems are… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler
They say they're preserving 'the sanctity of marriage' which means that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a… — Lea DeLaria
I've been known to turn up drunk at triathlons and do very well. I'm more of a heat-of-the-moment type of guy. A friend will tell… — Ryan Kwanten
When you improvise, you work off the laughs from the audience, but when you step on stage to do stand up, it's silent. But most… — Aubrey Plaza
I'm drunk..i'm high so high and I can kick the sky. — Raghav Singh
The each word typed by him, appears so beautiful, reading his name evokes a current in me,being in love with him is like being drunk… — Senoraroy
Two most honest people in this world:drunk people and little kids — Bakare

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