"Drunk thought. Instagram shows me who I truly……" — Christopher Mintz Plasse
"Drunk thought. Instagram shows me who I truly want to hang out with."
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26 Quotes by Christopher Mintz Plasse
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I can shoot a three pointer in basketball, and I can kick a soccer ball.
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My favourite word? I think, delicious, because it sounds so delicious. You say it, and you just wanna eat a…
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When I was 16, at night I went to my high school and chucked rocks at the billboard sign and…
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How can the human race be, like, the only living form in the universe? There have to be other life…
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I just love doing movies that I would want to see in theaters.
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It's tough being a sex symbol. PEOPLE magazine always calling me,they don't want Matt Damon on the cover. They want…
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I want to slap Hinrichs glasses off his face SO BAD.
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Every time I see Joe Biden, I just picture Leslie Knope and her giant crush on him.
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It's it because it's 2am, or am I really enjoying The Day After Tomorrow.
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The way Hendrix plays his guitar, is the way I put in my contacts. If not better.
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Can we just give it up for Eisenberg in Social Network one more time. God damn.
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One of the saddest moments in film history? When Berry Pepper dies in Saving Private Ryan.
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More Drunk Quotes
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one of 1,185 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.
— Isaac Asimov
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Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes,…
— Dave Attell
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A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
— Edward Abbey
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk…
— Charles Baudelaire
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I don't drink. I choose to be sober now. I have drunk over the last six years, but I just…
— Chester Bennington
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
— Ambrose Bierce
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Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
— Ambrose Bierce
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A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically…
— Jim Bishop
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
— Humphrey Bogart
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You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
— Ray Bradbury
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Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the…
— Joyce Brothers
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We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar.
— Charles Bukowski
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