Christopher Mintz Plasse Quotes
- It's tough being a sex symbol. PEOPLE magazine always calling me,they don't want Matt Damon on the cover. They want Christopher Mintz-Plasse.
- I want to slap Hinrichs glasses off his face SO BAD.
- Every time I see Joe Biden, I just picture Leslie Knope and her giant crush on him.
- It's it because it's 2am, or am I really enjoying The Day After Tomorrow.
- The way Hendrix plays his guitar, is the way I put in my contacts. If not better.
- Can we just give it up for Eisenberg in Social Network one more time. God damn.
- One of the saddest moments in film history? When Berry Pepper dies in Saving Private Ryan.
- Babies are always the best actors.
- More movies like Goodfellas, please.
- My love affair with everywhere was innocent. Why do you care.
- Just realized people on movie blog websites enjoy hating lots of things. Bummer for them.
- My dog is bleeding out of her vagina. Girls, what do I do to help her through this time of the month? Oh wait. Nevermind.
- Better to be king for a night. Than schmuck for a lifetime.
- My masseuse the other day touched my butt. She's got a real big crush on me.
- Christian Bale is a great fucking guy.
- If you drum open handed, you automatically look like a better/cooler drummer than every other drummer.
- I bet Ed Harris and James Caan run into each other a lot in auditions.
- Drunk thought. Instagram shows me who I truly want to hang out with.
- I want Tom Cruise to play his character from Magnolia in every movie he does from now on.
- 'You're just you in your movies!' isn't a compliment, nor a reason for me to care about your existence.