Drunk Quotes

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2 types of people that annoy me: Drunk people, when I`m sober. Sober people, when I`m drunk. — Itsme867
C'mon, Cindy! We'll just pretend this never happened. You know, like the time we got drunk and went down on each other! -Buffy Gilmore — Scary Movie
Yo! Party at Cindy's house! Drunk white women for everybody! -Shorty — Scary Movie
Yo, everybody drunk and happy raise your bottles and glasses — Vybz Kartel
Life is like a drunk person messed up. — Erika Valdespino
Never lie to your mother...thats the biggest lesson I learned. I made a decision to go out, sneak out with my friends, get drunk and… — Bristol Palin
Midnight, I'm drunk. I don't give a fuck. — Pink
If you were drunk and Don't remember what you did yesterday, then how the fuck did you remember how to breath? — Osvaldo M
Let's drink! When we get drunk, all is done,but when it's over,it will be the same.... — Gracesel Collado
Sincerest apologies to the friends who have to guess my drunk 'Draw Something' creations from last night. — Kevin Pereira
I think the little kid next to me that got middle seat must be getting drunk from my Jack Daniels breath. And I stole his… — Jake Owen
Clubs are so lame. Nobody even dances at these clubs. They stand around and get drunk and they schmooze. There is no enjoyment factor. You… — Shia Labeouf
My life did change from Titanic, and for the better in many ways, but I was only 21, and there were some things that were… — Kate Winslet
You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives; shit happens. — Angelina Jolie
I've probably been drunk, maybe, four times in my entire life. Honestly. I guess I'm a bit of a lightweight. I have a better time… — Mandy Moore
He holds me in his big arms. Drunk and I am seeing star.s This is all I think of. Watching all our friends fall In… — Lana Del Rey
Jacob was a cheater, Peter had a temper, David had an affair, Noah got drunk, Jonah ran from God, Paul was a murderer, Miriam was… — Amy:)
I like to go to a red carpet event and see what everybody's wearing and who's drunk and who's talking to whom. — Kathy Griffin
Megan and I so despise the paparazzi. We value our private life and our time at home. The last thing I want is to be… — Brian Austin Green
An Alcohol Will Preserve Anything But Not A Secret; People Have a Tendency To Talk Too Freely And Become Indiscreet When They Are Drunk. — Pacifiersucker

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