Drunk Quotes

1185 quotes by 870 authors

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted. — Jersey Shore
Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes. — Jersey Shore
If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons make you fat. — Will Ferrell
Tell a bad bitch girl lets go hang, you know me rolex, gold chain. Fuck my young niggas XO game. Get so drunk you forget… — Drake
A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts. — Steve Fergosi
I AM NOT HUNGOVER! I am still drunk. Spoken by a dear friend at 9 am. — Owlf
Go head and do what ever you want in your life, make stupid decisions, go drunk and have a party...you'll only have 1 life so… — Vanessa Palendeng
So what we get drunk, so what we smoke weed. We're just having fun, we don't care who sees. — Wiz Khalifa
I'M NOT AS THINK AS YOU DRUNK I AM!!! By..Lula A.K.A SEXY — Lmfao
YOU EVER BEEN SO DRUNK AND THOUGHT YOU WERE IN A GIRLS BATHROOM TO PISS AND WENT HER CLOSET AND PISSED ON HER SHOES!! 2… — Mike Epps
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk, that'll teach you to keep your mouth shut. — Jackana
I used to be love drunk, but now I'm hungover. I'll love you forever, forever is over. — -AngelicaC
I dont drink to get drunk. Thats just not cute. — Taylor Swift
People in america: Ooh its gonna be christmas soon :) People in new orleans: Hey guys! Its christmas eve eve eve eve eve eve eve… — TffanyIdontknoww
I love these moments...The moments where you can actually see that you're wasting your life. The moments when no one can make you feel less… — Zach Taylor
That akward moment when your parents ask you if your high, drunk or both and your sober... And they don't belive you — Jgawesome
I was carrying a drunk college student, at about 2:00 am, when I ran over a small tree branch on the surface. He jerked his… — Wiley Hollingsworth 144 Nw Stadium Way Pullman Wa 99163
Real talk my swagg ill , like a drunk driver, Blind niggas like A car with bright light's behind them. — KRill
Grab that bottle, twist that cap, hold it in the air and tip it back, I'm drunk ass hell, I'm off patron, I really dont… — LMFAO
Drunk guy-I wasn't that drunk. His friend-Dude you were in my closet yelling outwere the f*** is NARNIA:) — ELENA!!!

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