Drunk Quotes

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My teacher said I had a self sabotaging personality when I showed up drunk for traffic school. — Green Monk
Sometimes I think of you and I feel giddy. Memory makes me lightheaded, drunk on champagne. — Jhiess Krieg
I was very drunk last night and I took a bus home. It may not sound like a big thing to you but I'd never… — Green Monk
If someone had told me six months ago this was where my life was headed Id have ordered a double of what they were drinking,… — Paritoshik Sharma
You are not my follower,nobody is.But certainly you have chosen to be with me.That is your choice.You have fallen in love with a madman,and when… — Unknown Author
Drunk words are sober thoughts. — James Merrow
I've kissed more bottles then girls, and honestly a hangover hurts less then a heartbreak. — James Merrow
Whenever I get sick, I get my immune system drunk so it will fight anything. — Green Monk
Two whales walked into a bar. One said, Weeeeeeeee-ooooooooo-uuuuuuuuuu-hhhh. The other whale said, Shut up, Steve. You're drunk! — Green Monk
She put him out like the burnin' end of a midnight cigarette She broke his heart, he spent his whole life tryin' to forget We… — Brad Paisley
I think I've had enough, I might get a little drunk I say what's on my mind, I might do a little time Cause all… — Rhianna
I'm sorry I get drunk and say things that I really mean — Green Monk
If you want to find out one's attitude, wait until they're drunk or angry. Thats where lies the true colours. — Tshepo Koos Maluleke
In the beginning I never thought it would be you When we were chilling Smiling in the photo booth But we got closer (yeah) Soon… — Unkown
I went from fallen in Love to Drunk and Fallen Apart — Unknown Author
Let yourself get carried away by the night from time to time. Look up at the stars and try to get drunk on the sense… — Paulo Coelho
The worst is yet to come, Screaming , Crying, Perfect storm ! , I can make all the tables turn, Rose garden filled with thorns!,Leave… — Taylor Swift
We agreed to do it when I was drunk at his house one night, then on the day I had to have four large brandies… — Daniel Craig
I was so delirious that I drank a glass of water, thought it wine and got glorious drunk. — Will M Cook
Ray would be in trouble, he would get drunk, he would try and kill J.R on three different occasions, he would make mistakes with financial… — Steve Kanaly

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