Drunk Quotes

1185 quotes by 870 authors

Puff, puff puff to the brain shot. Love P.O.D.ed and tweeded, gotta get another case for my trunk. Old English, really don't need it, but… — Krayzie Bone
You punks better back up. I dont need no back up. You get high drunk then you cowards wanna act up. — Lil Wyte
I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were… — Oliver Sykes
There aint nothing but death music being made now man! Its just about going to the club, get drunk, get fucked up and do that… — 9th Wonder
Yeah, we had everything to lose but we still lived like we were about to die. After all we were the drunk scouts of America. — Sixx AM
He got drunk, he fell down. He threw a few of my things around but I'm all right, I'm all right I've been lonely before. — Madeleine Peyroux
Wake up drunk go to sleep fucked up — Wiz Khalifa
There are three things that Black people need to tell the truth about. Number one: Rodney King should've gotten his ass beat for being drunk… — Cedric The Entertainer
I'm drunk. Correct. What the fuck is it to you? — Calamity Jane
So what we get drunk So what we smoke weed Were just having fun We dont care who sees So what we go out Thats… — Wiz Khalifa
Hit strip clubs find bitches with big butts. I dont give a fuck Im getting drunk, only live once. — Mac Miller
I to drunk to taste this chicken. — Colonel Sanders
Getting Drunk Is an Obsession Getting Blown Is an Addiction — Weed
. . . Cuz the drinks is on me. The drinks is all free. The b!tches, the hotel, the weed is all free. — Sam Hayes
High as fuck, sloppy drunk when I'm passin' through. Rollin' doobies up, yo ho who we pass 'em to. — Wiz Khalifa
High as fuck, sloppy drunk when I'm passin through, rollin' dubies up, yo hoe who we pass em' too. — Wiz Khalifa
I'm either a really good drunk or I'm an out and out shit, horrible, violent, abusive, emotional drunk. — Amy Winehouse
I have a really good time some nights, but then I push it over the edge and ruin my boyfriend's night. I'm an ugly dickhead… — Amy Winehouse
There are certain instances where I'll be out and I'll be drunk, and I'll come to work and I'll be shattered. — Amy Winehouse
Til then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin run way hoe — Emenim

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