Drunk Quotes

1185 quotes by 870 authors

There's an air of mystery around the Masons, but the reality is that they're mostly a bunch of veterans getting drunk in a lodge that… — Jimmy Kimmel
When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk. — Richard Burton
Yeah, that came out of a reading. It was great. It's such a fun crew to be with, and we all went out the night… — John Leguizamo
You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office. — Joe Moore
I like any reaction I can get with my music. Just anything to get people to think. I mean if you can get a whole… — Jim Morrison
I'm like the drunk in the bar who wants just one more for the road. — Archie Moore
I used to like whiskey. But it's been a long time since I've been drunk. — Claude Williams
Always do sober what you said you'd do when you were drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut! — Charles Scribner Jr
The film Punch - Drunk Love is how you see the world when you're in love. You don't see somebody's psychological baggage necessarily, you see… — Emily Watson
It is amazing to me, as a professional geologist, how many otherwise intelligent people have, as some may say, 'drunk the Al Gore Kool-Aid' concerning… — Earl F Titcomb Jr
I'll get him drunk at high altitude. Or put a pair of skis on him. — Nick Faldo
My partner on a pill, my other partner drunk, rollin a lot I'm trying to get fucked up. — Waka Flocka Flame
Bush has cruised through life fueled by booze, drugs and bravado. Hes proud to be an underachiever and he rests comfortably on the laurels of… — Jules Carlysle
Yo' bitch chose to roam in the Spitta zone, now you drunk watching E.T. wishing she phone home. — Currensy
Oh, Misery, I have drunk thy cup of sorrow to its dregs, but I am still a rebel. — Lucy Parsons
Let him who sins when drunk be punished when sober — Legal Maxim
And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse:… — Bible
I get drunk and I like to dance to vinyl records in my room with my friends. I guess I'm not a party girl in… — Kesha
Writing is a job. A drunk writer is about as useful as a drunk surgeon. You can spend the rest of the day swimming in… — Steve Gilliard
Why don't you down a 4 Loco, Count Boozy Von Drunk a Ton? -Santana — Glee

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