Drunk Quotes

1185 quotes by 870 authors

A drunk Lady is a man's responsibility, NOT a man's oppurtunity. — Jeferson Bregano
When I'm drunk the whole world turns into a big joke — Unknow
I wanna smash your fears And get drunk in off your tears Don't you share your smile with anyone else but me I wanna touch… — Carley Rae Jepsen
Got a bottle of whatever and its getting me drunk — Avril Lavigne
Drunk in love beyonce ////// this my shit I love this song — Shiajohnson123
B!tch come homes so late sing, Husband:-Where the Hell have you been?!?! Girl:- I have been Drinking... Husband:- But you never Drink alcohol since when… — Junior DÃ¨ RÃ¨Ã¡l Testament
So much to say. So not drunk enough to say it. — Yheeps
I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy… — Ellen Degeneres
I am a critic Of my only critical need to define myself With wine, and words, and lovers And friends who don't understand So there,… — All Time Low
BEYONCE AND JAY-Z ARE SUCH HOT COUPLES ESPECIALLY IN DRUNK IN LOVE — Asheya
True true — Donnie
A drinker eats when he's loaded. A real drunk eats when he's not. — Paritoshik Sharma
Hey girl hey hey hey heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy You don''t need to worry about me I ain't on any drugs I ain't been drinking Girl the reason… — MrCountry
I could never love a girl who tend to drinks as much as me... A drunk girlfriend, equals a bad relationship. — Gian Lewis
Im just drunk enough to let go of my pain, with hell from my pride, let it fall like rain from my eyes, tonight I… — Alexia
My country, Right or Wrong, is a thing that no patriot would think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying, My… — Gilbert Chesterton
I guess this is growing up, tears stained pillows every night, staring naked at yourself in the mirror, waiting for the a text that will… — Kayla
My life sucks your life sucks lets all have a sucky life together Life sucks then you die So fuck the world lets get high… — TheShadowOfhell
The only difference between those who are drunk and those who are not is that, Drunk people talk openly and Others just behave they don't. — Nishan Panwar
So what we get drunk So what we smoke weed Were just having fun We dont care who sees So what we go out Thats… — Wiz Khalifa Featuring Snoop Dogg Bruno Mars

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