Drunk Quotes

1185 quotes by 852 authors

Learn to live well, or fairly make your will; you played, and loved, and ate, and drunk your fill: walk sober off; before a sprightlier… — Alexander Pope
You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth. — Nisrine Abou Ghannam
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. — Nisrine Abou Ghannam
Its useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love, drunk, or running for office. — Orebela Gbenga
Childhood is like being drunk; everyone remembers what you did, except you. — Orebela Gbenga
Well, where do I start? I've had sex, I've drunk beer, I've smoked. I'm bi... But I'm human so guess what? It's okay and I… — Taylor
For tonight I'm famous, for tonight I'm king And I will be remembered, for centuries of sand This man was a hero, a hero of… — Mars Mavis Paul John
You know you're drunk when you hear Look! That guy's so drunk he can't even walk! coming from a dude in a wheelchair. — Nikhil Saluja
Doggystyle is cool, but when you're drunk, forced sex becomes way cooler. — Nikhil Saluja
Me and mum drunk as hell hehe — Tamika
I am one to believe that a drunk tongue says what a sober mind can't and I believe that from personal experience. But I've heard… — Superman
To alex: I'm sorry your life ended so fast. the driver needed to be more careful and should not have been drunk. ill see you… — Jessi
Meet my Wife aka FAVORITE prostitute(she's the one with the blond hair,you dipshit)You know how I know that you're my best whore? Because we hate… — Natsumi Prositute
Being in love is like being drunk: no control over what you do. — Superman
THANKS FOR ALL THE COOL PEEPZ WHO GREETED ME TODAY AND TO MISS RACHEL COPELAND WHO'S NOT TIRED OF MAKING FANSIGNS FOR ME :D :D… — Unknown Author
Im an addict as every night I drink of your memories and get drunk in love. Im an addict as your look is my high… — Alfredo C
So I just watched a drunk guy get hit by a bus... xD — Josh Hill
I want to get high off your love and drunk off your body. — Lisette Alfaro
Dont drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink. — Alex Matshaba
If bars arent allowed to serve drunk people, then why is McDonalds still allowed to serve fat people? — Jimmy Tibs

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