Drunk Quotes
1185 quotes by 852 authors
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Learn to live well, or fairly make your will; you played, and loved, and ate, and drunk your fill: walk sober off; before a sprightlier…
— Alexander Pope
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You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.
— Nisrine Abou Ghannam
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Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
— Nisrine Abou Ghannam
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Its useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love, drunk, or running for office.
— Orebela Gbenga
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Childhood is like being drunk; everyone remembers what you did, except you.
— Orebela Gbenga
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Well, where do I start? I've had sex, I've drunk beer, I've smoked. I'm bi... But I'm human so guess what? It's okay and I…
— Taylor
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For tonight I'm famous, for tonight I'm king And I will be remembered, for centuries of sand This man was a hero, a hero of…
— Mars Mavis Paul John
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You know you're drunk when you hear Look! That guy's so drunk he can't even walk! coming from a dude in a wheelchair.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Doggystyle is cool, but when you're drunk, forced sex becomes way cooler.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Me and mum drunk as hell hehe
— Tamika
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I am one to believe that a drunk tongue says what a sober mind can't and I believe that from personal experience. But I've heard…
— Superman
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To alex: I'm sorry your life ended so fast. the driver needed to be more careful and should not have been drunk. ill see you…
— Jessi
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Meet my Wife aka FAVORITE prostitute(she's the one with the blond hair,you dipshit)You know how I know that you're my best whore? Because we hate…
— Natsumi Prositute
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Being in love is like being drunk: no control over what you do.
— Superman
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THANKS FOR ALL THE COOL PEEPZ WHO GREETED ME TODAY AND TO MISS RACHEL COPELAND WHO'S NOT TIRED OF MAKING FANSIGNS FOR ME :D :D…
— Unknown Author
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Im an addict as every night I drink of your memories and get drunk in love. Im an addict as your look is my high…
— Alfredo C
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So I just watched a drunk guy get hit by a bus... xD
— Josh Hill
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I want to get high off your love and drunk off your body.
— Lisette Alfaro
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Dont drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
— Alex Matshaba
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If bars arent allowed to serve drunk people, then why is McDonalds still allowed to serve fat people?
— Jimmy Tibs
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