Drunk Quotes

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Mummyâ€™s coming home late tonight. Itâ€™ll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Sometimes when you get hammered till the small hours you feel pretty good in the morning, but really it's just because you're still a bit… — Jojo Moyes
She was a girl and she was a queen and back in the mists she was a woman who had seized the moon from the… — Laini Taylor
I just hope that one day - preferably when weâ€™re both blind drunk - we can talk about it. — J D Salinger
Get drunk, Austin, have a love affair. It would be a tragedy to die and discover that you hadn't completely used up your body. — Jane Urquhart
Gwynn, she was always talking about wanting to be drunk and honestly I did want to encourage that, I wanted to go to a bar… — Michelle Tea
Lastly, tea--unless one is drinking it in the Russian style--should be drunk WITHOUT SUGAR. I know very well that I am in a minority here.… — George Orwell
Whisky, I find, helps clarity of thought. And reduces pain. It has the additional virtue of making you drunk or, if taken in sufficient quantity,… — Julian Barnes
No one ever told me that grief felt so like fear. I am not afraid, but the sensation is like being afraid. The same fluttering… — C.S. Lewis
I'm drunk but truthful. — Fyodor Dostoevsky
Being a seasoned Londoner, Martin gave the body the "London once-over" - a quick glance to determine whether this was a drunk, a crazy or… — Ben Aaronovitch
Iâ€™d ask you to hang out with us, but youâ€™re not supposed to see me this way.â€™â€¦ â€˜What way?â€™ I ask. â€˜Drunk?â€™ â€˜Yeahâ€¦well, no.â€™ His… — Veronica Roth
The ' pleasure' of being drunk is obviously the pleasure of escaping from the responsibility of Consciousness. — Ayn Rand
If you just warn people, they often simply ignore you. But if you ask them a question, then they have to think about it. And… — Ben Aaronovitch
I thought how you can never tell just by looking at them what they were thinking or what was happening In their lives. Even when… — David Almond
Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly from his sleeping bag. "Those of us who are not… — John Green
He hugged her tight, mixing their tears to be bottled and fermented, so they could be drunk on each other when this was all over. — Pete Wentz
I try not to laugh at the fact that even when sheâ€™s drunk, she has a hard time saying it. â€œWhere do you want me… — Jessica Sorensen
It's because you aren't thinking very clearly tonight." "I know. Being Drunk is weird." "Oh my god. I love you so much. Especially when you… — Jessica Sorensen
I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone. I get drunk, and I drive my wife away with a breath… — Kurt Vonnegut

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