Drunk Quotes

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That incident ruined my reputation for 10 years. Get one Beatle drunk and look what happens! — Harry Nilsson
Our hearts were drunk with a beauty Our eyes could never see. — George William Russell
I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the… — Bob Livingston
Yeah, she was hitting me hard. She was drunk and she was hitting me hard. — David Gest
It seems that whatever we do is somehow beyond reproach - murder, rape, drunk driving - as long as we go on a TV show… — Eric Stoltz
Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut. — Mark McKinney
I do remember being in high school and trying to go to an Outlaws concert, but I was too drunk and ended up in trouble… — Jim Coleman
Getting stopped for drunk driving in those days might mean that your entire career was over then. Not today. — Mark Goddard
He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts, more for support than illumination. — Romano Prodi
Ever since the Greeks, we have been drunk with language! We have made a cage with words and shoved our God inside! — Morris West
It is the hour to be drunken! to escape being the martyred slaves of time, be ceaselessly drunk. On wine, on poetry, or on virtue,… — Charles Baudelaire
There is a communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk. — M.F.K. Fisher
The sky was falling down on me and I spent most of the time drunk. It was the only way I could handle it. — David Millar
With true friends...even water drunk together is sweet enough. — Chinese Proverbs
College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to… — Unknown Author
And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lay down and… — Jack Handy
Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me. — Jim Morrison
Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more… — Ernest Hemingway
Neon shines through smokey eyes tonight, It's 2 AM, I'm drunk again, It's heavy on my mind...Excused me please, one more drink, Could you make… — Dave Matthews Band
Other countries drink to get drunk, and this is accepted by everyone; in France, drunkenness is a consequence, never an intention. A drink is felt… — Roland Barthes

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