Drunk Quotes

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In the middle of a crazy and drunk life, you have to hang onto the good and sober moments tightly. — Sherman Alexie
We left. We did not say: Don't drive, You're drunk. We did not say: We aren't letting you in that car when you are upset.… — John Green
If I was drunk, I wouldnâ€™t be here at all. And really, this is pretty good for four White Russians.â€ â€œWhite what?â€ I almost sat… — Richelle Mead
Back on shore everyone was pretty messed up, but the owner/captain was by far the worst off. He ended up drunk for a week, though… — Mark Z. Danielewski
People got out of the way for Cam. He was like a hot Moses, parting a sea of drunk college students. — Unknown Author
He raised his brows. "You're drunk." "Am not!" He gave me a bland look. "A drunk's famous last words before they fall flat on their… — Unknown Author
It is difficult to feel sympathy for these people. It is difficult to regard some bawdy drunk and see them as sick and powerless. It… — Russell Brand
You may be right. I think it was round about Christmas when I got my Welsh dragon tattoo.â€ At that, Tessa had to try very… — Cassandra Clare
Your insult has offended me. If we were at the Peaks, we would have to duel in traditional alil'tiki'i fashion." "Which is what?" Teft asked.… — Brandon Sanderson
When you go out with a drunk, youâ€™ll notice how a drunk fills your glass so he can empty his own. As long as youâ€™re… — Chuck Palahniuk
Joscelin, is love supposed to make you feel like youâ€™re sick and dying, and mad enough to hit someone and drunk with joy, and your… — Jacqueline Carey
Sometimes I think of you and I feel giddy. Memory makes me lightheaded, drunk on champagne. All the things we did. And if anyone has… — Jeanette Winterson
When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are… — Ellen DeGeneres
I needed a vacation. I needed 5 women. I needed to get the wax out of my ears. My car needed an oil change. I'd… — Charles Bukowski
But there's no joy at all, people say "Oh well he's drunk and happy let him sleep it off"--The poor drunkard is *crying*--He's crying for… — Jack Kerouac
And in the end, we were all just humans...Drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness. — F. Scott Fitzgerald
I frowned at the list. â€œSoâ€¦ Iâ€™ll go back and tell the Traynors that Iâ€™m going to get their suicidal quadriplegic son drunk, spend their… — Jojo Moyes
Drunk nerds. Not my thing.â€ â€œYou like nerds.â€ â€œNot nerds who join fraternities,â€ Cath said. â€œThatâ€™s a whole subclass of nerds that Iâ€™m not interested… — Rainbow Rowell
Honey, I've watched a lot of 90210. The parents weren't even on the show once Brandon and Brenda went to college. This is your time… — Rainbow Rowell
I'm very nearly drunk enough to be transcendent," Calla said after a space. She was not the only psychic drinking, but she was the closest… — Maggie Stiefvater

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