Drunk Quotes

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I was so drunk the whole time that I took bottles for girls and girls for bottles. — Anton Chekhov
The eloquent man is he who is no beautiful speaker, but who is inwardly and desperately drunk with a certain belief. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
There's a communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk. — M.F.K. Fisher
If I had listened to the critics I'd have died drunk in the gutter — Anton Chekhov
Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar... Or, as you like to… — Sean Hughes
Despots and democratic majorities are drunk with power. — Ludwig von Mises
It does matter where you go to church, it does matter where you worship, it does matter where you lift your head, it does matter… — T.D. Jakes
The thing I'd really like to see is the old London Bridge, with all the old buildings around it like Shakespeare's Globe. I'd like to… — Alan Davies
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved. — George Gobel
My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago. — George Gobel
Write drunk; edit sober. — Ernest Hemingway
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk. — Francis Chichester
To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory. — Brendan Behan
How would that premise stand up if he examined it? That was probably why the Communists were always cracking down on Bohemiansism. When you were… — Ernest Hemingway
Once you get involved with bloodsport litigation, you can not only get drunk on your own greed but start to believe your own lies. — Jello Biafra
When I was at Upright Citizens Brigade, I would pretend to be a sad, drunk rapper. — Bobby Moynihan
The reason that last-ditch political maneuvering has become business as usual in Washington is that the actors involved are drunk on blame and are convinced… — Walter Kirn
Imagination is like the drunk man who lost his watch and must get drunk again to find it. — Guy Davenport
I remember having my father stand over me when I had driven over my own foot; one leg was out of the car and one… — Randy Bachman
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk. — Alben W. Barkley

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