Drunk Quotes

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TOPE, v. To tipple, booze, swill, soak, guzzle, lush, bib, or swig. In the individual, toping is regarded with disesteem, but toping nations are in… — Ambrose Bierce
Ye have not eaten bread, neither have ye drunk wine or strong drink: that ye might know that I am the LORD your God. — Bible
I am come into my garden, my sister, my spouse: I have gathered my myrrh with my spice; I have eaten my honeycomb with my… — Bible
And it came to pass, as they sat at the table, that the word of the LORD came unto the prophet that brought him back:… — Bible
Of all meat which may be eaten, that on which such water cometh shall be unclean: and all drink that may be drunk in every… — Bible
And they found an Egyptian in the field, and brought him to David, and gave him bread, and he did eat; and they made him… — Bible
For as ye have drunk upon my holy mountain, so shall all the heathen drink continually, yea, they shall drink, and they shall swallow down,… — Bible
Seemeth it a small thing unto you to have eaten up the good pasture, but ye must tread down with your feet the residue of… — Bible
And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to… — Bible
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. — Catherine Zandonella
And Hannah answered and said, No, my lord, I am a woman of a sorrowful spirit: I have drunk neither wine nor strong drink, but… — Bible
The eloquent man is he who is no eloquent speaker, but who is inwardly drunk with a certain belief — Ralph Waldo Emerson
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. — William Butler Yeats
Why did I allow myself to be bored ever in the past and to compensate for it got high or drunk or rages or all… — Jack Kerouac
He is not drunk, who from the floor, Can rise again and drink some more; But he is drunk who prostrate lies, And cannot drink,… — Omar Khayyam
When your companions get drunk and fight, take up your hat and wish them good night — Proverb
Man being reasonable must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication; Glory, the grape, love, gold - in these are sunk - The… — Lord Byron
The sot Loserus is drunk twice a day, Bibinus only once; now of these say, Which may a man the greatest drunkard call? Bibinus for… — John Still
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. — Winston Churchill
The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates. — Joe Garagiola

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