"Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the……" — Winston Churchill

"Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."

— Winston Churchill

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1,057 Quotes by Winston Churchill

Winston Churchill has 1,057 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the…
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and…
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
Never, never, never give up.
The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is.

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High thoughts must have high language. — Aristophanes
If you have children, you don't want to have drugs and drinks in the house. It's just not good. — Billie Joe Armstrong
Some books are undeservedly forgotten; none are undeservedly remembered. — Wystan Hugh Auden
It's frightening how easy it is to commit murder in America. Just a drink too much. I can see myself… — Wystan Hugh Auden
I can't drink whiskey like I used to back then, that's for sure. — Sebastian Bach
Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to… — Francis Bacon
I don't have any particular thing I do ritualistically. I do the same thing every day. I get up. Drink… — Erykah Badu
I drink a bucket of white tea in the morning. I read about this tea of the Emperor of China,… — Antonio Banderas
A drink a day keeps the shrink away. — Edward Abbey
I juice a lot; I get as much protein as I can, because being a vegan, there isn't much protein.… — Travis Barker
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to… — Dave Barry
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry

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