Drunk Quotes

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After all, it was never Darnay he quoted, only Sydney, drunk and wrecked and dissipated. Sydney, who died for love. — Cassandra Clare
Let us have wine and woman, mirth and laughter, Sermons and soda water the day after. Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of… — Lord Byron
I can do this, I tell myself firmly. I can be attracted to him. It's just a matter of self control and possibly also getting… — Sophie Kinsella
Sometimes I just think depression's one way of coping with the world. Like, some people get drunk, some people do drugs, some people get depressed.… — Ned Vizzini
Scott: Friends don't let friends drive drunk. Nora: Are you trying to appeal to my conscience? Scott: How can you turn down a once-in-a-lifetime chance… — Becca Fitzpatrick
There's a Drunk Midget in My House Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Like most… — Tina Fey
I didn't care about anything. And there's a freedom in apathy, a wild, dizzying liberation on which you can almost get drunk. You can do… — Lionel Shriver
Any drunk who has tried to put his car where a lamppost stands is a self-educated physicist. — Dean Koontz
But playing your music as loud as you want and coming home drunk aren't real life. Real life, it turns out, is diapers and lawnmowers,… — Donald Miller
Do you miss Wales?â€ Tessa inquired. Will shrugged lightly. â€œWhatâ€™s to miss? Sheep and singing,â€ he said. â€œAnd the ridiculous language. Fe hoffwn i fod… — Cassandra Clare
Velius--so who is she? no wait, let me guess. skin of the finest porcelain. hair of the softest silk. a voice like birdsong, a smile… — Alethea Kontis
He made her drunk, this man made her drunk; and every time his eyes flashed into hers she could not breathe. — Kristin Cashore
It amused me to think that one can tell the truth when one is drunk and nobody will believe it. — Francoise Sagan
He tilted his head to the side, still watching me in that same, disconcerting way. â€œSome things are true, drunk or sober. You should know… — Richelle Mead
She's half mad and three parts drunk. — William Boyd
And, drunk with my own madness, I shouted at him furiously, "Make life beautiful! Make life beautiful! — Charles Baudelaire
they may all be drunk at my place, but they're all honest, and though we do lie-because I lie, too-in the end we'll lie our… — Fyodor Dostoevsky
Iâ€™m driving,â€ Louis-Cesare said, sliding into the low seat as easily as if heâ€™d done it a hundred times. â€œYouâ€™re drunk.â€ I wished. â€œI had… — Karen Chance
She didn't want to have anything to do with the party. She was tired of feeling like she didn't fit in, but she didn't want… — Candace Bushnell
What took you so long?â€ Nash asked, as he slid into the passenger seat and pulled the door closed. â€œI stopped to donate all your… — Rachel Vincent

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