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Drunk Quotes by Melchor Lim
- Dont kid yourself into thinking that drinking will make your life more exciting unless, of course, your definition of exciting is making everything into a…
- 3 Rules to live by : don't shop when you're hungry , don't date when you're horny , and don't update your status when you're…
- Police officer to a drunk Guy:How high are u? Drunk guy:no officer that's wrong English,y0u sh0uld say.........Hi! How are you?
- Life without discipline is like a car with a drunk driver. That is, without discipline, one goes through life erratically, bumping here and there and…
More Drunk Quotes
- Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. — Isaac Asimov
- Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just… — Dave Attell
- A drink a day keeps the shrink away. — Edward Abbey
- It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping!… — Charles Baudelaire
- I don't drink. I choose to be sober now. I have drunk over the last six years, but I just don't want… — Chester Bennington
- Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. — Ambrose Bierce
- Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk. — Ambrose Bierce
- A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good… — Jim Bishop