Drunk Quotes

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Want to talk third wave feminism, you could cite Ariel Levy and the idea that women have internalized male oppression. Going to spring break at… — Chuck Palahniuk
Acheron kissed her lightly on the cheek. "Rest. We'll be back when he needs you." He watched her climb into bed before he took his… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Unhappy man! Do you share my maddness? Have you drunk also of the intoxicating draught? Hear me; let me reveal my tale, and you will… — Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
Has anyone ever won an argument with you? (Syd) Just Tee, and I was drunk and wounded at the time. (Joe) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Half of them kept repeating my name, trying to get it right, while the other half laughed. But they were harmless. Fun drunks make a… — Jay Asher
I'm floating inside my skin. I could go on floating like this for days. Right now, the real world with its heartbreak and disappointments is… — Libba Bray
In the long term everyone traffics in foregone conclusions, and in the short term they just get drunk. This is the way it has always… — Paul Neilan
...because really, sometimes the irony gods just get drunk. — Libba Bray
Not to mention, weâ€™re using you for bait. (Syn) Are you that drunk? (Nykyrian) What? I wasnâ€™t supposed to tell her that? (Syn) Iâ€™m bait?… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Books are my friends, where it's okay to be silent, where you're not a freak if you don't want to get drunk, peel out in… — Julie Gregory
This is where Wulfâ€™s people would get drunk and party for a week. All hail the Vikings, forerunners to the frat boys! (Chris) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
You can party, but I better not catch you drunk. (Wulf) (Chris rolled his eyes, then bent down to said to Cassandraâ€™s stomach...) Be wise,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
They've drunk everything in the house, including a pitcher of African violet plant food I'd just mixed up and was stupid enough to leave on… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Like a bird on a wire, like a drunk in a midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free!! — Leonard Cohen
If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get me drunk," I said to Ranger. "Not drunk," Ranger said. "Just relaxed and… — Janet Evanovich
You're a beautiful drunk, daughter. But you're a drunk. — Raymond Carver
To get the best out of life here ...Good grief. There's plenty of it about, so indulge. Give yourself some thing to remember. Fall in… — Philip Pullman
Sir Richard sighed. "Rid yourself of the notion that I cherish any villainous designs upon your person," he said. "I imagine I might well be… — Georgette Heyer
The guy's life drunk, I think, makes Candide look like a sourpuss. Does he even know that death exists? — Jandy Nelson
High school sucked. It was a universal truth, and whoever said these were supposed to be the best years of your life was probably drunk… — Kami Garcia

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