Drunk Quotes

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It's around midnight. After I left Dad, my choice was to either become very drunk or write this. I chose to write this. It felt… — Douglas Coupland
Real data is messy. ...It's all very noisy out there. Very hard to spot the tune. Like a piano in the next room, it's playing… — Tom Stoppard
Drunk, Jane spoke as though she were Nancy Drew. I was a fool for a girl with a dainty lexicon. — Michael Chabon
I stifled a sigh and ignored the Imprinted Drunk Vision Girl. — P. C. Cast
They think they're normal, because they all do the same thing. Well, I'm going to pretend that I have drunk from the same well as… — Paulo Coelho
And I, infinitesimaÂl being, drunk with the great starry void, likeness, image of mystery, I felt myself a pure part of the abyss, I wheeled… — Pablo Neruda
People," Geralt turned his head, "like to invent monsters and monstrosities. Then they seem less monstrous themselves. When they get blind-drunk, cheat, steal, beat their… — Andrzej Sapkowski
Well I am still not drunk" I straightened up against the pillows as best I could. "You told me once that if you could still… — Diana Gabaldon
I can't believe he didn't have the dignity and presence of mind just to get drunk and pass out in some gutter," said Jace. "I… — Cassandra Clare
[Dona Maria] saw that the people of this world moved about in an armor of egotism, drunk with self-gazing, athirst for compliments, hearing little of… — Thornton Wilder
Wherever your heart rests There I will live and be blessed I've tried to line up the things I Needed to say but now my… — Walter Dean Myers
It's never been about trying to look well-behaved. It's just how I am. I guess it's a weird thing to be 19 and not ever… — Taylor Swift
I have drunk and seen the spider. — William Shakespeare
Fresh is better. But you've never drunk fresh blood. Have you?" Simon raised his eyebrow in response. "Well, aside from mine of course," Jace said.… — Cassandra Clare
What's the difference between bulimics and anorexics?" I ask. "Anorexics are anorexics all the time," she says, "I'm only bulimic when I'm throwing up." Wow.… — Sherman Alexie
Yep, my daddy was an undependable drunk. But he'd never missed any of my organized games, concerts, plays, or picnics. He may not have loved… — Sherman Alexie
Yeah, so if that guy can make it in drunk, surely we can make it in sober. I mean, weâ€™re ninjas.' 'Well, maybe youâ€™re a… — John Green
I could still smell her on my fur. It clung to me, a memory of another world. I was drunk with it, with the scent… — Maggie Stiefvater
As he followed Bill back to the others a wry though came to him, born no doubt of the wine he had drunk. He seemed… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
For it was Saturday night, the best and bingiest glad-time of the week, one of the fifty-two holidays in the slow-turning Big Wheel of the… — Alan Sillitoe

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