Drunk Quotes

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We'd just shared the last beer and slung the empty can out the window at a stop sign and were just waiting back to get… — Ken Kesey
If you don't feel strong desires for the manifestation of the glory of God, it is not because you have drunk deeply and are satisfied.… — John Piper
As I grew older I became a drunk. Why? Because I like ecstasy of the mind. — Jack Kerouac
Go to bed, you fool," Calcifer said sleepily. "You're drunk." "Who, me?" said Howl. "I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober." He… — Diana Wynne Jones
I have written much less than most people who write; I have drunk much more than most people who drink. — Guy Debord
There are some people who read too much: the bibliobibuli. I know some who are constantly drunk on books, as other men are drunk on… — H. L. Mencken
She should have remembered her past experiences in the relationship wars and not let herself get so excited. Evidently her hormones had overruled her common… — Linda Howard
It takes a while to tell stories, I think it's because I was drunk for three years. — Gerard Way
Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I… — Chelsea Handler
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started. — Henny Youngman
What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water! — Douglas Adams
No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk. — Terry Pratchett
What will you do now?' I think I will become a monk and devote my entire life to prayer and good works.' No,' said Rek.… — David Gemmell
If desire did not dim the brain, nobody would ever get married, drunk, or fat. ~Val — Orson Scott Card
Unlike some men, I had never drunk for boldness or charm or wit; I had used alcohol for precisely what it was, a depressant to… — Frederick Exley
pull a string, a puppet moves ... each man must realize that it can all disappear very quickly: the cat, the woman, the job, the… — Charles Bukowski
When I am introduced as someone from New Orleans, people sometimes say: "I'm so sorry." New Orleans. I'm so sorry. That's not the way it… — Chris Rose
Lessee...he'd gone off after the funeral and gotten drunk. No, not drunk, another word, ended with "er." Drunker. that was it. — Terry Pratchett
whats here a cup closed in my true loves hand poisin i see hath been his timeless end. oh churl drunk all and left no… — William Shakespeare
With wine, poetry, or virtue as you choose. But get drunk. — Charles Baudelaire

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