Drunk Quotes

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When the doors of opportunity swing open, we must make sure that we are not too drunk or too indifferent to walk through. — Jesse Jackson
A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to… — Lyndon B. Johnson
Nobody can write the life of a man but those who have eat and drunk and lived in social intercourse with him. — Samuel Johnson
Clubs are so lame. Nobody even dances at these clubs. They stand around and get drunk and they schmooze. There is no enjoyment factor. — Shia LaBeouf
I was a savage for so many years of my life. There was some seed of determination in me that I was not conscious of.… — Daniel Day-Lewis
It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office. — Shirley MacLaine
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. — Dean Martin
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. — Dean Martin
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt. — Dean Martin
A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive. — Demetri Martin
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite. — Bette Midler
The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware. — Henry Miller
Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it. — Hannah More
Bill Clinton sitting on Air Force One getting his hair cut while people around the country cooled their heels and waited for him, became a… — Dee Dee Myers
My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all… — Willie Nelson
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you… — P.J. O'Rourke
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus. — Ozzy Osbourne
Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the… — Thomas Love Peacock
I think getting drunk is the key to flying comfortably. A couple of bloody marys or several glasses of champagne, and suddenly it's like you're… — Amanda Peet
I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I… — Oliver Reed

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