Drunk Quotes

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Wall Street got drunk and now it's got a hangover. And the question is, how long will it sober up and not try to do… — George W. Bush
Honey, don't walk out, I'm too drunk to follow. — Tom Petty
So, after awhile, you can only get so much happiness from a guy who's drunk come up and tell you you're great. — Rick Derringer
When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was always very supportive.… — Craig Ferguson
Sometimes if you get 'em too drunk they don't pay no attention to what you're doin' anyways, so you might as well just do old… — Merle Haggard
I have been drunk now for over two weeks. — Jimmy Buffett
I lay my head on the wheel and the horn begins honking, the whole neighborhood knows that I'm home drunk again. — George Jones
If it was up to me, I'd get more oil tanker drivers drunk. I donâ€™t value music much. I like theÂ Beatles, but I hateÂ Paul McCartney.… — Kurt Cobain
I drank some coffee and my outlook improved immensely. I was ready to write some poems and, I donâ€™t know, get drunk, run around, take… — Michelle Tea
A good wine has many qualities I think. If drunk moderately, it is healthy and good for your heart. — Tom Araya
It is better to be drunk with loss and to beat the ground, than to let the deeper things gradually escape. — Ivy Compton-Burnett
I have drunk ale from the Country of the Young / And weep because I know all things now. — William Butler Yeats
Coffee, though a useful medicine, if drunk constantly will at length induce a decay of health , and hectic fever. — Jesse Torrey
All pictures that's painted with sense and with thought / Are painted by madmen as sure as a groat; / For the greater the fool… — William Blake
When all is said and done, no literature can outdo the cynicism of real life; you won't intoxicate with one glass someone who has already… — Anton Chekhov
I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. — Jim Carrey
I fought against the bottle, but I had to do it drunk. Took my diamond to the pawn shop, but that don't make it junk. — Leonard Cohen
And Christ says of that which is blessed, which is offered, received, eaten and drunk: This is My body; this is My blood. — Martin Chemnitz
The earth is convulsed with a universal sob, and the roads are muddy with tears. But I do not call to mind a more touching… — Edgar Wilson Nye
Please don't drive drunk, okay? Seriously... But by all means, walk drunk. That looks hilarious. Everyone loves to watch someone act like they are trying… — Amy Poehler

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