Drunk Quotes

1185 quotes by 870 authors

My father's life was changed right before my eyes [when he trusted Christ]. It was like someone reached down and switched on a light inside… — Josh McDowell
I'm drunk. Correct. What the f*** is it to you? — Calamity Jane
Good wine, well drunk, can lend majesty to the human spirit. — M.F.K. Fisher
I didn't show up at the ceremony to collect any of my first three Oscars. Once I went fishing, another time there was a war… — John Ford
Only three types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk, and the angry. — Elizabeth Reyes
I can be very drunk in a club in Oxford on a Monday night, and some guy comes up to you and buys you a… — Thom Yorke
I hope to go into a poem sober and come out a little drunk. And if I do then that's a real poem. — Dannie Abse
On True Blood -- I've never told anybody this -- but I was so nervous and then I was so drunk that after I shot… — Lizzy Caplan
Iâ€™ve never been drunk in my life. I donâ€™t use recreational drugs. — Paula Abdul
Isn't there a danger with Tweeting, like drunk dialing? Isn't there a drunk Tweeting danger? — Julianna Margulies
We got married drunk in Vegas . . . We dated for a year, and we got married at a drive-through chapel in a cab.… — Janeane Garofalo
Country music is about new love and it's about old love. It's about gettin' drunk and gettin' sober. It's about leavin' and it's about comin'… — Jeff Foxworthy
I was always playing the hard-bitten drunk. — Sally Kellerman
I've always watched actors on the red carpet getting drunk and making idiots of themselves and now I'm happy to join their ranks — Ethan Hawke
I'd go and get really drunk somewhere ... in the street. Pass out somewhere and sleep in the gutter. — Robert Pattinson
I'm drunk when it comes to clothes. — Nan Kempner
The lancet fluke (Dicrocoelium) infects the brain of ants by taking control and driving them to climb to the top of a blade of grass… — Darrel Ray
I loved Jack Ford. I got him in his later days, and he was a total tyrant and a total autocrat and an Irish drunk.… — Richard Widmark
The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk. — Katharine Whitehorn
Only weeks after Oslo began, when nearly all the world and most of Israel was drunk with the idea of peace, I argued that a… — Natan Sharansky

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