Drunk Quotes

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One is astonished in the study of history at the recurrence of the idea that evil must be forgotten, distorted, skimmed over. We must not… — W. E. B. Du Bois
This is the fairest picture on our planet, the most enchanting to look upon, the most satisfying to the eye and spirit. To see the… — Mark Twain
Never trust a man when he's in love, drunk, or running for office. — Shirley MacLaine
That young man seeks opportunities to test his principles as readily as a drunk picks fights in a bar. — Robert Harris
There's been times when I've been in really tough shape at the top of the course. Talk about a hard challenge right there. I mean,… — Bode Miller
Of them all, it was the true love. Of them all, it was the best. That other sumptuous love which made one drunk, which one… — James Salter
Just one quality of the Buddha has to be remembered. He consists only of one quality: witnessing. This small word witnessing contains the whole of… — Rajneesh
I hate crowds of people pretending to be happy on one night of the year, where they get drunk and obnoxious by the end of… — Kenny Hickey
You do not explain the tree by telling of the water it has drunk, the minerals it has absorbed, and the sunlight that strengthened it. — Antoine de Saint-Exupery
I look like a down-and-out drunk who has been picked out of the gutter in the Strand. — Winston Churchill
The story goes that I first had the idea for The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy while lying drunk in a field in Innsbruck. — Douglas Adams
Alone, I am drunk on my thoughts; in company, I am sober again. — Mason Cooley
That image of the common drunk is a myth. There is a thing called a maintenance drinker which may very well be a mother of… — Lisa Anderson
Water is the medicine for indigestion; it is invigorating when the food that is eaten is well digested; it is like nectar when drunk in… — Chanakya
If you're going to succeed, you've got to be like one of those punch-drunk fighters in the old Warner Bros. boxing pictures: too stupid to… — Frank Darabont
If tears were liquor/ I'd have drunk myself sick, — Mark Lanegan
You have to be always drunk. That's all there is to it-it's the only way. So as not to feel the horrible burden of time… — Charles Baudelaire
More people die on a per mile basis from drunk walking than from drunk driving. — A. J. Jacobs
I had drunk our great cultural Kool-Aid about regret, which is that lamenting things that occurred in the past is an absolute waste of time,… — Kathryn Schulz
I didn't want to be like a punch-drunk fighter, going around and reliving the big moment... — Greg Noll

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