Drunk Quotes

1185 quotes by 870 authors

Yeah Jesus could turn water in to wine, but he didn't share. Douche. — Anthony Langston
You can't kill rock and roll without a silver bullet because she's a werewolf. — Anthony Langston
If an important decision is to be made, they [the Persians] discuss the question when they are drunk, and the following day the master of… — Herodotus
St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit with their pants… — Margot Leitman
I have strong doubts that the first Thanksgiving even remotely resembled the 'history' I was told in second grade. But considering that (when it comes… — Ellen Orleans
There is nothing left to do but get drunk. — Franklin Pierce
The car crash that took the lives of these two lovely people has been portrayed as a traffic accident caused by a drunk driving at… — Mohamed Al-Fayed
If you like to read, sometimes it's interesting just to go and see what the reality is, of the word, of the seedy or not… — Harold Brodkey
These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in a room of drunk midgets. — Craig Ferguson
Be IN it. Get drunk in the moment. — Alonzo King
If any man has drunk a little too deeply from the cup of physical pleasure; if he has spent too much time at his desk… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Be a half-assed crusader, a part-time fanatic. Don't worry to much about the fate of the world. Saving the world is only a hobby. Get… — Edward Abbey
What, when drunk, one sees in other women, one sees in Garbo sober. — Kenneth Tynan
I'm still terrified of flying. I really have to get drunk to fly. I've found that I've developed fears I never had before... fears of… — Jimmy Page
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the… — Chuck Jones
So, before leading my troops into battle, we would get drunk and drugged up, sacrifice a local teenager, drink their blood, then strip down to… — General Butt Naked
You don't fall in love because you fall in love; you fall in love because of the need, desperate, to fall in love. when you… — Umberto Eco
London, black as crows and noisy as ducks, prudish with all the vices in evidence, everlastingly drunk, in spite of ridiculous laws about drunkenness, immense,… — Paul Verlaine
It's important that Oasis are rude about everybody and that they get drunk...Fair enough. It's nice, isn't it? But it's nothing to do with me.… — Damon Albarn
Peace was declared, but not all of us were drunk with joy or stricken blind. — George Grosz

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