Drunk Quotes

1185 quotes by 870 authors

Geniuses are people who dash off weird, wild, incomprehensible poems with astonishing facility, & then go & get booming drunk & sleep in the gutter.… — Mark Twain
I am an intelligent drunk because an intelligent drunk carries his liquor with him — Synyster Gates
Even drunk, I knew any escape plan that involved going to Detroit, Michigan, was a harbinger of doom. — Mat Johnson
I know people that have blacked out that I party with that dont do anything irresponsible. They just act drunk, ... I dont think people… — Ryan Reynolds
If you can really laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you're drunk. — Conan O'Brien
Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed. — Audrey Hepburn
I dealt with men who had tempers, and who could get violent-Lord knows how I had to defend myself against Howard Hughes and Frank Sinatra,… — Ava Gardner
I dont know why everybody is giving Prince Harry a hard time. Hes like every other red-blooded American man - he wants to get drunk… — Nathan Lane
I love Dylan. I only met him once, about three years ago, back at the Kettle of Fish on MacDougal Street. That was before I… — Jimi Hendrix
It's said that I went into a rant, but I think it went on for about five words. I was drunk. It just turned into… — Mel Gibson
I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food. — Will Ferrell
When I went to the Oscars - the only time I've ever been to the Oscars - a few years ago, I wore this Prada… — Carey Mulligan
Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk. — Eugene Mirman
If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here you know I drink because my… — Dean Martin
You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor — Gina Gershon
I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like that ever happened,… — Max von Sydow
I had a hollow leg. I could drink everyone under the table and not get drunk. My capacity was terrifying. — Elizabeth Taylor
If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck — Jeff Foxworthy
I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk. — Richard Harris
After the crash happened, I was so humiliated and embarrassed. I thought of Mothers Against Drunk Drivers, that they must hate me. — Tracey Gold

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