Drunk Quotes

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Be drunk with Love, for Love is all that exists. Where is intimacy found if not in the give and take of Love. — Rumi
I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober. — Gertrude Stein
Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
How much for the bottle, put it on my tab. Hop out like a model all them foreign tags. Get so drunk and high, I… — Wiz Khalifa
I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make… — George Carlin
Like other parties of the kind, it was first silent, then talky, then argumentative, then disputatious, then unintelligible, then altogether, then inarticulate, and then drunk.… — Lord Byron
I'd give all the champagne I've ever drunk to be playing alongside him in a big European match at Old Trafford. — George Best
When you once attribute effects to the will of a personal God, you have let in a lot of little gods and evils - then… — Elbert Hubbard
I believe that in your heart you already know something is profoundly wrong. When bartenders are responsible for drunk drivers' acts, and gunmakers are responsible… — Charlton Heston
I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor. — Dean Martin
Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time. — Dane Cook
As the witnessing deepens, you start becoming drunk with the divine. This is what is called ecstasy. — Rajneesh
The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings. — W. Arthur Lewis
Beer was not made to be moralized about, but to be drunk. — Theodore Maynard
You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs. Wow, nobody likes… — Amy Schumer
Summer is the time when one sheds one's tensions with one's clothes, and the right kind of day is jeweled balm for the battered spirit.… — Ada Louise Huxtable
Whether hunting is right or wrong, a spiritual experience, or an outlet for the killer instinct, one thing it is not is a sport. Sport… — Richard Lerner
In the spiritual journey, you cannot be a wine taster, you have to become a drunk. — Mooji
I am not so think as you drunk I am. — J. C. Squire
By far the best cure for hangovers is not drinking excessively the night before.This cure has a 100% success rate, and as you save the… — John Green

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