Drunk Quotes

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A man's true character comes out when he's drunk. — Charlie Chaplin
Social topics may hit too close to home for people, but then again, if you pull a heartstring, then that's what country music is. It's… — Kenny Chesney
'My country, right or wrong' is a thing no patriot would ever think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying 'My… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. — Winston Churchill
We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. — Winston Churchill
I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk. — Winston Churchill
I have never smoked and have always drunk a lot of water, but cleanse, tone and moisturise every day? No way! — Tori Amos
Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true. — Aziz Ansari
I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21. — Fiona Apple
The true meaning of the precepts is not just that one should refrain from drinking alcohol, but also from getting drunk on nirvana. — Bassui Tokusho
Coffee in Brazil is always made fresh and, except at breakfast time, drunk jet black from demitasses first filled almost to the brim with the… — Bob Brown
Coffee as drunk in England, debilitates the stomach, and produces a slight nausea ... it is usually made from bad Coffee, served out tepid and… — William Kitchiner
Bessie Braddock: "Winston, you're drunk. Churchill: "Bessie, you're ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober. — Winston Churchill
Your lips are like wine, and I want to get drunk. — William Shakespeare
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. — Nancy Astor
The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of the eyes. — Nicholas Culpeper
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no… — Brian O'Rourke
I'm not so think as you drunk I am ! — John Squire
I wish I'd drunk more champagne. — John Maynard Keynes
The NHL's opinion of itself is so high.... Let them get drunk on their greatness. We'll see how many Euros look our way. — Alexander Medvedev

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