Drunk Quotes

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I get drunk writing words. I don't drink or do drugs, but I get so carried away with writing that I get inebriated from it. — John Shirley
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer offhandedly,… — Kurt Vonnegut
During the past eleven days here in the Muslim world, I have eaten from the same plate, drunk from the same glass, and slept on… — Malcolm X
I come from a family of communist nudists. I was allowed to do or not do what I liked. My parents were not interested in… — Lars von Trier
Drunk with the joy of singing I forget myself and call thee friend who art my lord. — Rabindranath Tagore
Debut: the first time a young girl is seen drunk in public. — F. Scott Fitzgerald
I was a little drunk. Not drunk in any positive sense but just enough to be careless. — Ernest Hemingway
A man does not exist until he is drunk. — Ernest Hemingway
I may be loaded. I may be drunk. But I ain't stupid. — Phil Anselmo
Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle. — Paul McCartney
Bottled, was he?" Said Colonel Bantry, with an Englishman's sympathy for alcoholic excess. "Oh, well, can't judge a fellow by what he does when he's… — Agatha Christie
If a man gets drunk and goes out and breaks his leg so that it must be amputated, God will forgive him if he asks… — Dwight L. Moody
Don't drink to get drunk. Drink to enjoy life. — Jack Kerouac
It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him. — W. Somerset Maugham
There is a communication of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine is drunk. And that is my answer when people ask… — M.F.K. Fisher
The sound of wind had become, for me, silence. When it went away, I was left with the squeak of the blood in my head… — David Foster Wallace
According to DC's HIV/AIDS office, three percent of the local population has HIV or AIDS... The DC City Council, perhaps on the theory that serving… — Star Parker
It reminded him of his Uncle Seamus, the notorious and poetic drunk, who would sit down at the breakfast table the morning after a bender,… — Molly O'Neill
We are men on a budget. I mean, why go all the way to Amsterdam when you can just go to Harry Hines? — Anthony Langston
I feel like a drummer with no sticks and somebody keeps farting on my snare drum. — Anthony Langston

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