Drunk Quotes

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I am the person who is a mother against drunk driver. — Tracey Gold
I've been sober now for 18 years. With all the drugs, psychedelics and narcotics I did, I was [really] an alcoholic. Honestly, I only used… — Dennis Hopper
I spent so much of my younger life drinking, and being drunk makes learning to be a grown-up kind of hard. — Jane Lynch
Youâ€™ve got to be prepared for the names they are going to call you compared to your male peersâ€¦ You will be a floozy and… — Courtney Love
Important people are much more interesting when they are drunk and seem much more like human beings. — Marilyn Monroe
It's much worse to see a woman drunk than a man: I don't know quite why this is true but it just is. Don't ever… — Christopher Hitchens
I kind of wish people didnâ€™t know who I am, that I could just lie, say Iâ€™m a speechwriter for Obama. This is what I… — Robert Pattinson
Your life changes. Everything has to be done perfectly, and I didn't follow that. I lived my life as if I wasn't in the public… — Shannen Doherty
I'm involved with Recording Artists and Actors Against Drunk Driving. I'm also involved with most children's causes, because children can't help the environment they're in — Judd Nelson
There's a difference between ad-libbing and improvising. And there's a difference between not knowing what to do and just saying something. Or making choices as… — John Cassavetes
When someone is in a car accident and they're driving at 100 mph, drunk, who's tape do you think his listening to at that time?… — Billie Joe Armstrong
Remember when you're young and you think your dad is Superman? And then you grow up and realized he's just a drunk who wears a… — Dave Attell
Here's a tip: never get drunk while wearing a hooded sweatshirt. You will eventually think there's someone right behind you. — Dave Attell
There are people who have an image of me as being rude and inconsiderate. But I'm completely the opposite, because I was raised not to… — Slash
When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel. — Bam Margera
My mother was an amateur singer, my father was an amateur drunk. — Ozzy Osbourne
North Carolina right now is going apeshit in a way no state ever has. Take every crazy, angry idea your drunk, right-wing uncle mumbles at… — Bill Maher
Well, once you get involved with bloodsport litigation, you can not only get drunk on your own greed but start to believe your own lies. — Jello Biafra
I may be drunk but at least I'm not insane. — Tom Waits
What we have are good gray ballplayers, playing a good gray game and reading the good gray Wall Street Journal. They have been brainwashed, dry-cleaned… — Bill Veeck

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