Drunk Quotes

1185 quotes by 870 authors

Me and a mate picked up two darling birds and they took us back to their flat. I went into the bedroom with my bird… — George Best
The outstretched arms of Jesus exclude no one, not the drunk in the doorway, the panhandler on the street, gays and lesbians in their isolation,… — Brennan Manning
After all why should our goal be the reinstatement of an illusory 'exact' relationship between events and words? If you probe in the ashes you… — M. John Harrison
The intense perfumes of the wild herbs as we trod them underfoot made us feel almost drunk. — Jacqueline du Pre
Sometimes I get a little drunk, sometimes I get a little out of it, sometimes I get out of tune onstage, but that's something that… — Stephen Stills
As long as I could pitch a little, no one cared that I was getting drunk. — Don Newcombe
Girl scouts didn't teach me what to do with emotionally unstable drunk boys. — Stephanie Perkins
Tommy Dorsey was the last of the band leaders... He was ahead of his time; if he got drunk, he got difficult, but then who… — Dick Haymes
Wouldn't it be terrible if you'd spent all your life doing everything you were supposed to do, didn't drink, didn't smoke, didn't eat things, took… — Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother
I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he… — Tucker Max
The fact that a player is very short of time is to my mind, as little to be considered as an excuse as, for instance,… — Alexander Alekhine
Mr. Huston (directed Marilyn in Asphalt Jungle and The Misfits) was an exciting looking man. He was tall, long-faced, and his hair was mussed. He… — Marilyn
Like one who has eaten and drunk too much and vomits painfully and then feels better, so did the restless man wish he could rid… — Hermann Hesse
What's the Use of Getting Sober (When You Gonna Get Drunk Again) — Louis Jordan
I try to stay two drinks ahead of reality and three behind a drunk — James Crumley
I'd rather him (Grover Alexander) pitch a crucial game for me drunk, then anyone I've ever known sober. He was that good. — Rogers Hornsby
One time when I was visiting The Vatican I got the Pope really drunk, and then while he was sleeping I put his hand in… — Greg Benson
To use the image of Che Guevara to sell vodka is a slur on his name and memory. He never drank himself, he was not… — Alberto Korda
Then I figured it would be a good plan to hire a few sailors to work for me, get them out to my yacht, get… — Carl Panzram
If unable to abstain from drinking, a man may get drunk three times a month; if he does it more than three times he is… — Genghis Khan

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