Drunk Quotes

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I'm too drunk to taste this chicken — Colonel Sanders
I donâ€™t intend to use beer as a crutch and drink until I pass out. So advice, keep an eye on that so you can… — Kristen Ashley
The semi-colon is a burp, a hiccup. It's a drunk staggering out of the saloon at 2 a.m., grabbing your lapels on the way and… — James Scott Bell
Let's face it, we're skunk drunk and it's because of money. It's almost like we all need to enter Betty Ford Clinic 2.0 together. This… — Steve Rubel
Going to a bar or pool hall doesnâ€™t mean youâ€™re a drunk, just like sitting in a henhouse doesnâ€™t make you a chicken. Itâ€™s the… — Jase Robertson
Be drunk with LOVE, for Love is all that exists. — Rumi
Pie canâ€™t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, itâ€™s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebodyâ€™s drunk in the kitchen. — Jim Gaffigan
There would never be a way for me to live comfortably with people. Maybe I'd become a monk. I'd pretend to believe in God and… — Charles Bukowski
I do not have to be high to be great. I do not have to be drunk to have a good idea. I can sit… — Lady Gaga
If you want to know where God is, ask a drunk. — Charles Bukowski
If getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered. — Matt Haig
The man who gets drunk in peacetime is a coward. The man who gets drunk in wartime goes on being a coward. — Jose Bergamin
If all we ever sang about was how happy we are, we would be lying to ourselves. People try to escape their problems by getting… — Amy Lee
There is something about safari life that makes you forget all your sorrows and feel as if you had drunk half a bottle of champagne… — Isak Dinesen
There is something about safari life that makes you forget all your sorrows and feel as if you had drunk half a bottle of champagne… — Isak Dinesen
There's nothing inherently interesting about being a drunk -- in fact, quite the contrary. — Heather King
I loved the full heat of being drunk, like I was made of melting chocolate and spreading in all directions. — Leslie Jamison
When you are lying drunk at the airport you're Irish. When you win an Oscar you're British. — Brenda Fricker
I was haunted always by my other life-my drab room in the Bronx, my square foot of the subway, my fixation upon the day's letter… — F. Scott Fitzgerald
About medications that are drunk or applied to wounds it is worth learning from everyone; for people do not discover these by reasoning but by… — Hippocrates

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