Drunk Quotes

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The man who says, 'my country right or wrong' is like the man who says, 'my mother drunk or sober' — Gilbert K. Chesterton
To be alone and to be drunk with your own aloneness is what meditation is all about. Be in the world, but don't be of… — Rajneesh
A woman's got as much right -and more cause - to get drunk than any man — Shelagh Delaney
Why should I trust you? We haven't drunk from the same bowl of soup. — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Like other discriminatory legislation in our country's history, immigration laws define and differentiate legal status on the basis of arbitrary attributes. Immigration laws create unequal… — Aviva Chomsky
Rhymes, meters, stanza forms, etc., are like servants. If the master is fair enough to win their affection and firm enough to command their respect,… — Wystan Hugh Auden
The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk. — Dorothy Parker
It's the wise man who stays home when he's drunk. — Euripides
No one can get really drunk on a novel or a painting, but who can help getting drunk on Reethoven's Ninth, Rartok's Sonata for Two… — Milan Kundera
Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly. — William Wycherley
It's not name dropping, but not many people can say, like me, that they spent the day with the likes of Francis Bacon or that… — Jeffrey Bernard
My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede… — Paul O'Grady
I met Jack Bruce, one of my heroes, in a studio while doing some recording. England had just beat Scotland in a big football match… — Andy Partridge
A bottle of wine Still to be drunk, A bundle of thoughts Still to be thunk. — Robert Breault
The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to… — Ogden Nash
There are worse ways to die than warm and drunk. — George R. R. Martin
Unfortunately, a lot of people are stupid. They take drugs. They get drunk and do all the wrong things in life. I just played it… — Bobby Vinton
You know the stories of a woman saying to Churchill, 'Sir, you're drunk,' and he said to her, 'And you're ugly, but in the morning… — Thomas Howes
Move somewhere with decent public transit so you don't drive drunk and hit somebody. — Greg Gutfeld
If you're going to be a writer you should sit down and write in the morning, and keep it up all day, every day. Charles… — Lawrence Ferlinghetti

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