Drunk Quotes

1185 quotes by 870 authors

Let's go and get drunk on light again - it has the power to console. — Georges Seurat
There is nothing contemptible about an intoxicated man - if it is nothing more than a bookful of words or a roomful of notes that… — Wyndham Lewis
The important thing is to be drunk. — Chelsea Handler
To hell with the truth! As the history of the world proves, the truth has no bearing on anything. It's irrelevant and immaterial, as the… — Eugene O'Neill
If you don't think you've got the blues, just keep living, and if you don't think you're drunk, just keep drinking what you're drinking. — Buddy Guy
The lie of a pipe dream is what gives life to the whole misbegotten mad lot of us, drunk or sober. — Eugene O'Neill
I experimented with drugs and I experimented with everything that little boys do - vandalism, throwing eggs at cars, breaking and entering schools and destroying… — Johnny Depp
Thus it amounts to the same thing whether one gets drunk alone or is a leader of nations. — Jean-Paul Sartre
There's no point feeling angry at a drunk. — Laura Schlessinger
There are two things to do in Juneau, drink and get drunk. — Chuck Thompson
The Internet is like closing time at a blue-collar bar in Boston. Everyoneâ€™s drunk and ugly and theyâ€™re going to pass out in a few… — Leon Wieseltier
H. L Mencken's Dictionary of the American Language supplies a long list of slang terms for being drunk, but the Irish are no slouches, either.… — Bill Barich
I was the biggest, most hopeless and most violent drunk in baseball. — Sam McDowell
I didn't start MADD to deal with alcohol. I started MADD to deal with the issue of drunk driving. — Candy Lightner
I had been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who got drunk - and I would have liked to have… — Winston Churchill
I mean, the more a man was in the Devil's power, the less he would be aware of it, on the principle that a man… — C.S. Lewis
Only sad sacks and conformists need things like no kiss on New Year's Eve to remind them to feel lonely. They're as bad as the… — Julie Klausner
Contrary to vulgar legend the lives of great ballerinas are not entirely given up to a few minutes of graceful movement every night followed by… — Gore Vidal
I have lived carefully, sheltered myself from the cold winds, eaten moderately of what was in season, drunk fine claret, slept in my own sheets;… — Evelyn Waugh
Because I've been that drunk person in the club so many thousands of times, when I'm in an environment where people are drunk or on… — Moby

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