Drunk Quotes

1185 quotes by 870 authors

When you can see the end of things even in their beginnings, there's no more hope, unless you want to pretend, or forget, or get… — Ayi Kwei Armah
To appear on the stage drunk, to have them leave there and remember me making drunken mistakes, that was death. — Sammy Davis, Jr.
It's okay saying sorry, but when you are drunk you say what you really feel. — Vidal Sassoon
My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a drunk in a… — Eric Burdon
If a woman earned a dollar by scrubbing, her husband had a right to take the dollar and go and get drunk with it and… — Lucy Stone
Everybody gets too drunk sometimes; and even if everybody didn't, I have gotten too drunk sometimes. I haven't hurt anybody. In Ireland we drink a… — Andrea Corr
It's not a crime to get drunk. — Joe Bob Briggs
I attended a very small junior high and specially in the end that became a disaster. The principal was pretty senile and a drunk, so… — Jonathan Brandis
The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk. It was New… — Ronald Biggs
Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time. — Clea DuVall
Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk. — Shmuel Yosef Agnon
Drunk all the time, feeling fine on elderberry wine. — Elton John
Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw? — Jimmy Buffett
I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer. — John Lee Hooker
Bad girl, drunk by six, kissing someone else's lips. Smoked to many cigarettes today, I'm not happy when I act this way. — Madonna Ciccone
All these poses of classical torture ruined my mind like a snake in the orchard. I did go from wanting to be someone, now I'm… — Rufus Wainwright
He got drunk last night, kicked Mama down the stairs. But I'm alright, so I don't care. — Randy Newman
I'm tearing down Route 80 East, the sun's on my right side. I'm drunk, but my vision's good. — Lou Reed
Now Moore, Jennifer Moore, 18, on her way to college. She was 5-foot-2, 105 pounds, wearing a miniskirt and a halter top with a bare… — Bill O'Reilly
It's as if people used the invention of seat belts as an opportunity to take up drunk driving. — John Lanchester

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