Drunk Quotes

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At 3 o'clock in the morning on tour when you're sober is a lot less fun than 3 a.m. when you're drunk in a bar… — Moby
Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts, keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting drunk on bogey tales. — Aleister Crowley
An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men. — Charles Darwin
When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They… — Johnny Depp
Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk; it is only later in… — Isak Dinesen
God watches over drunks and third baseman. — Leo Durocher
Why do alcoholics begin down the same hazardous road day after day? They are in search of that elusive window of well-being that opens when… — Roger Ebert
I think if you're fame-hungry, go out to a nightclub and get drunk... why do that? I don't understand how some people would want fame… — Zac Efron
All the mistakes I've ever made in my life have been when I've been drunk. I haven't made hardly any mistakes sober, ever, ever. — Tracey Emin
He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk. — Epictetus
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. — W.C. Fields
I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library. — F. Scott Fitzgerald
Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is something awe-inspiring in… — F. Scott Fitzgerald
I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink… — Sammy Hagar
I'm not a drunk anymore, but since they cut out my tongue, I sound drunk. — Eddie Van Halen
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up. — Mitch Hedberg
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. — Ernest Hemingway
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. — Ernest Hemingway
Sometimes when you're drunk you can see better. — Damien Hirst
I mean, I don't think I'm alone when I look at the homeless person or the bum or the psychotic or the drunk or the… — Dustin Hoffman

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