Drunk Quotes

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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked.… — Adam Carolla
I can't with any conscience argue for New York with anyone. It's like Calcutta. But I love the city in an emotional, irrational way, like… — Woody Allen
There is no place like it, no place with an atom of its glory, pride, and exultancy. It lays its hand upon a man's bowels;… — Walt Whitman
Life on the road can get a little one-dimensional. I didn't want to reach 40 and have to say all I'd done was look out… — Bruce Dickinson
I took my mother's knife and played johnny johnny johnny on the playhouse floor. I was drunk, stabbed myself every few throws. I held my… — Janet Fitch
It's your 21st birthday... What are you doing sober at the front row of a concert? Is it your 21st birthday? By the end of… — Andrew McMahon
I celebrate myself, and I hope soon the day will come you will be celebrating yourself. And when thousands and thousands of people around the… — Rajneesh
By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can't remember what I'm serving. — Ruby Wax
Gratitude is the wine for the soul. Go on. Get drunk. — Unknown Author
I had an ASU student looking for it in my shop last week, and he defined the Bacchants for me as 'those drunk chicks who… — Kevin Hearne
Discover the times when you're most creative - mornings, nights, afternoons - and clear the time to work then. Many writers find the mornings are… — Deborah Moggach
It pays to get drunk with the best people. — Joe E. Lewis
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk. — Samuel Johnson
I was walking late one night along a tree-lined path; a chestnut fell at my feet. The noise it made as it burst, the resonance… — Emile M. Cioran
My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains/ My sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk. — John Keats
Never Forget what someone says to you when they are drunk. Because Drunk words are Sober Thoughts — Wiz Khalifa
If you did not write every day, the poisons would accumulate and you would begin to die, or act crazy or both-you must stay drunk… — Ray Bradbury
All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptible. Such… — Frank Herbert
I was hungry. I was cold. But I was also free. Free not to get up in the morning, not to go to bed at… — Edith Piaf
We certainly noted that when given the opportunity, women handle money more efficiently. They have long term vision, they manage money more carefully. Men are… — Muhammad Yunus

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