Drunk Quotes

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And we used to do a lot of drugs and get very drunk on very cheap wine. — Santiago Durango
I think Shakespeare got drunk after he finished King Lear. That he had a ball writing it. — Louis Auchincloss
Guilt is also a way for us to express to others that we are a person of good conscience. 'I feel really guilty about getting… — Tom Hodgkinson
Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff. — David Feherty
You've gotten drunk on so many kinds of wine. Taste this. It won't make you wild. It's fire. Give up, if you don't understand by… — Rumi
Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them. They have a sort of permanent intoxication from within,… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
We Persians have a saying that one should deliberate serious matters first drunk, then sober. — Mary Renault
I never played drunk. Hung over, yes, but never drunk. — Hack Wilson
Never argue with a drunk or a fool. — Aaron Sorkin
I used to live with two other guys. We used to cook two things. The first one was called 'cheese... thing' and that was where… — Dylan Moran
Heterosexuals get drunk and pregnant, producing unwanted children; their reward is to be allowed to marry. Homosexual couples do not produce unwanted children; their reward… — Richard Posner
Last night you left me and slept your own deep sleep. Tonight you turn and turn. I say, 'You and I will be together till… — Rumi
Those persons who suffer from indigestion, or who become drunk, are utterly ignorant of the true principles of eating and drinking. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
In truth, one of our company, the solemn warrior Ecthgow, was so demented from liquor that he was drunk while still upon his horse, and… — Michael Crichton
No nation was ever drunk when wine was cheap. — Thomas Jefferson
People always expect you to be jumping out of a Rolls Royce and being in the papers for drunk and disorderly or sleeping around. — Davy Jones
Heaven preserve me from littleness and pleasantness and smoothness. Give me great glaring vices, and great glaring virtues, but preserve me from the neat little… — Violet Trefusis
Be wicked, be brave, be drunk, be reckless, be dissolute, be despotic, be a suffragette, be anything you like, but for pity's sake be it… — Violet Trefusis
Many of us have a tendency to forget the Gracious Hand which has preserved our nation, enriched it, strengthened it. Many of us imagine in… — Ezra Taft Benson
Petition me no petitions, sir, to-day; Let other hours be set apart for business. To-day it is our pleasure to be drunk; And this our… — Henry Fielding

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