Drunk Quotes

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The most important thing to remember about drunks is that drunks are far more intelligent than non-drunks- they spend a lot of time talking in… — Shane MacGowan
I don't think I've actually drunk a beer for 15 years, except a few Guinnesses in Dublin, where it's the law. — Ian Botham
Many people have played themselves to death. Many people have eaten and drunk themselves to death. Nobody ever thought himself to death. — Gilbert Highet
There's nothing worse than an introspective drunk. — Tom Sharpe
there is a world, in a far-flung corner of our galaxy, where women have no nipples and motor cars, though legally capable of 70 mph… — Trevor Beattie
When all is complete deep in the teapot, when tea, mint, and sugar have completely diffused throughout the water, coloring and saturating it...then a glass… — Simonne Jacquemard
There would have to be bread, some rich, whole-grain bread and zwieback, and perhaps on a long, narrow dish some pale Westphalian ham laced with… — Rainer Maria Rilke
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem. — George Burns
I walk into the clubhouse today and it's like walking into the Mayo Clinic. We have four doctors, three therapists and five trainers. Back when… — Tommy Lasorda
There comes a time in every man's life when he wakes up drunk on the toilet and begins to doubt the choices he has made.… — Paul Neilan
Among the small number of things that I have liked and known how to do well, what I have assuredly known how to do best… — Guy Debord
There is a certain type of conversation one hears only when one is drunk and it is like a dream, full of humor and threat… — Joy Williams
It is not merely our own desire but the desire of Christ in His Spirit that drives us to grow in love. Those who seldom… — Thomas Merton
I love all men and women. I am a lover of humanity, not a hater. â€¦ I have been immoral, drunk, high. I ran with… — Phil Robertson
You talk like a drunk man walks: in every direction but where he be headed. — Terry Goodkind
There was a euphoria in the music and the way it was delivered, and as the crowds started to get bigger, it fed off itself… — Noel Gallagher
I'm drunk and high at the same time/Drinking champagne on the airplane. — 2 Chainz
I wrote my songs despite the fact that I was a drunk, not because of it — Warren Zevon
We see God and the devil making fools of each other, and we nurture in ourselves the absolutely unshakable conviction that both of them are… — Frank Wedekind
I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened. — George Best

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