"I don't think I've actually drunk a beer……" — Ian Botham

"I don't think I've actually drunk a beer for 15 years, except a few Guinnesses in Dublin, where it's the law."

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30 Quotes by Ian Botham

Ian Botham has 30 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

The people in the villages had turned in on themselves. You can understand it. When you have a bad day…
To me, it doesn't matter how good you are. Sport is all about playing and competing. Whatever you do in…
Retiring for good wasn't difficult. I knew at the time it was right. I was no longer capable of achieving…
Soccer and cricket were my main sports growing up. I had trials as a soccer player with a few clubs…
Aussies are big and empty, just like their country.
I don't ask my wife to face Michael Holding, so there's no reason why I should be changing nappies
Pakistan is the sort of place every man should send his mother-in-law, for a month, with all expenses paid.
Jacques Rudolph at the moment is using the inside edge as much as the middle of the bat.
All people seem to want to talk about is the current Ashes series, and whether England are going to reverse…
I can remember running around at the age of 3, wanting to play golf, cricket and football. I was always…
If I'd done a quarter of the things of which I'm accused, I'd be pickled in alcohol, I'd be a…
A few years ago England would have struggled to beat the Eskimos

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More Beer Quotes

This quote is filed under Beer Quotes, one of 1,136 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

High thoughts must have high language. — Aristophanes
Some books are undeservedly forgotten; none are undeservedly remembered. — Wystan Hugh Auden
A drink a day keeps the shrink away. — Edward Abbey
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom… — Roseanne Barr
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to… — Dave Barry
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. — Dave Barry
What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially… — Dave Barry
Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? — Henry Ward Beecher
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger,… — Brendan Behan
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. — Robert Benchley
I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry. — Robert Benchley

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