Drunk Quotes

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Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just… — Jim Gaffigan
I never drank except a couple sips of wine at Thanksgiving. — Carol Alt
I'll be drunk again to feel a little love. — Ed Sheeran
Why didn't kill me it never made me stronger at all. — Ed Sheeran
I know you'll never love me like you used to. — Ed Sheeran
Without you to hold i'll be freezing. — Ed Sheeran
I wanna be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed. — Ed Sheeran
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world. — Ed McMahon
When I get a very generous introduction like that I explain that I'm emotionally moved, but on the other hand I'm Irish and the Irish… — Barry McCaffrey
I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my Mum. I know I've got Irish blood because I wake up everyday with a hangover. — Noel Gallagher
The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in order… — P.J. O'Rourke
It is at a fair that man can be drunk forever on liquor, love, or fights; at a fair that your front pocket can be… — Elwyn Brooks White
When you have really exhausted an experience you always reverence and love it. The two things that nearly all of us have thoroughly and really… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
The visual is sorely undervalued in modern scholarship. Art history has attained only a fraction of the conceptual sophistication of literary criticism. Drunk with self-love,… — Camille Paglia
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk! — Yogi Berra
People say things to me like, 'It's really cool that you don't go out and get drunk all the time and go to clubs.' I… — Emma Watson
Listening to radio was like group meditation or a moment of silence in church. You can't get the same effect with TV unless you're very… — Jackson Beck
Read the classics one hour every day, drunk or sober. Reading the classics gives one a feeling of confidence. It familiarizes one with the vagaries… — Richard Haynes
The words to country songs are very earthy like the blues. They're not as dressed up and the people are very honest and say, 'Look,… — Ray Charles
If a boxer ever went as crazy as Nijinsky all the wowsers in the world would be screaming 'punch-drunk.' Well, who hit Nijinsky? And why… — A J Liebling

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