Drunk Quotes

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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in… — Jack Handey
Alcohol is perfectly consistent in its effects upon man. Drunkenness is merely an exaggeration. A foolish man drunk becomes maudlin; a bloody man, vicious; a… — Willa Cather
All excess is ill, but drunkenness is of the worst sort. It spoils health, dismounts the mind, and unmans men. It reveals secrets, is quarrelsome,… — William Penn
I used to drink, I did. I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd be… — Bill Hicks
Always be drunk ... Get drunk militantly. Just get drunk. — Charles Baudelaire
I am as drunk as a lord, but then, I am one, so what does it matter ? — Bertrand Russell
A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on. — Joe E. Lewis
I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk. — John Huston
If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can… — Joseph M. Schenck
What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get… — Jack Handey
Other countries drink to get drunk, and this is accepted by everyone; in France, drunkenness is a consequence, never an intention. A drink is felt… — Roland Barthes
The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk. — Alben W. Barkley
Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more… — Ernest Hemingway
They who have drunk beer, fall on their back, but there is a peculiarity in the effects of the drink made from barley, for they… — Aristotle
Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth. — Charles Bukowski
The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a… — Dean Martin
Why don't we get drunk and screw? — Jimmy Buffett
Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's really violent and… — Bill Hicks
That which hath made them drunk hath made me bold; What hath quenched them hath given me fire. — William Shakespeare
You've already got a natural glow, kind of of, cuz you're drunk, so just make it like way more intense, everybody loves someone who's so… — Jenna Marbles

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