"You know what the worst part about my……" — Amy Schumer
"You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs. Wow, nobody likes that at a barbeque."
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16 Quotes by Amy Schumer
Amy Schumer has 16 quotes on this site.
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I want to quit. Not performing, but being a woman altogether. I want to throw my hands in the air,…
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My mom made me think I was gorgeous. When I was younger she was like, 'Look at you! You're an…
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I have an excuse, actually, why I've been drinking so much. I haven't said this out loud yet - this…
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I say if I'm beautiful. I say if I'm strong. You will not determine my story - I will.
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I hope that the next time you go to a concert, the band doesn't play the song you wanna hear!…
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Nothing good ever happens in a blackout. I've never woken up and been like, 'What is this Pilates mat doing…
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We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to…
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I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys,…
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Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty.
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I only met Joan Rivers once. But when she passed away, it felt like a part of me went away,…
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I think of myself as a fairly attractive girl and always have, thanks to my mom. I was brought into…
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I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.
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More Barbeque Quotes
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one of 11 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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We've got horse property and there's other stuff to do. Like, four wheel driving, we barbeque, drink beers, sit around…
— Lita Ford
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All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo…
— Dan Castellaneta
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It really started cooking when I moved to Houston. I bought a house and got my own barbeque pit.
— Earl Campbell
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Hana: What on Earth is a 'barbeque'? Hel: A primitive tribal ritual featuring paper plates, elbows, flying insects, encrusted meat,…
— Trevanian
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three out of four demons prefer barbeque sauce over hemoglobin
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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I love sleeping in on Saturdays and I love college football games. I love not acting my age and good…
— Eric Church
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As it has been said, our Sport is every other sports punishment. We do not run because it is fun,…
— Unknown Author
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I knew that in order to make it in America, I had to be willing to start over. You have…
— Natasha Bedingfield
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Ay yo, ay yo, barbeque and blow in the back of the crib. Sittinand countin, smoking a spliff, this shits…
— Raekwon
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