"Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm,…" — Amy Schumer
"Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty."
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16 Quotes by Amy Schumer
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I want to quit. Not performing, but being a woman altogether. I want to throw my hands in the air,…
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My mom made me think I was gorgeous. When I was younger she was like, 'Look at you! You're an…
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I have an excuse, actually, why I've been drinking so much. I haven't said this out loud yet - this…
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You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say…
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I say if I'm beautiful. I say if I'm strong. You will not determine my story - I will.
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I hope that the next time you go to a concert, the band doesn't play the song you wanna hear!…
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Nothing good ever happens in a blackout. I've never woken up and been like, 'What is this Pilates mat doing…
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We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to…
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I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys,…
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I only met Joan Rivers once. But when she passed away, it felt like a part of me went away,…
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I think of myself as a fairly attractive girl and always have, thanks to my mom. I was brought into…
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I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.
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